Dear Santa,
I’ve been a (mostly) good girl this year . . . soooo, I’m hoping my Christmas present from you will be an all-expense-paid trip for my g/f and me to The Dinah in Palm Springs, California, in April.
I wrote about The Dinah in my Gazette blog last March, after watching an episode of The L Word that had the cast attending the event. I wrote then: The event … lasts for four days, and “gathers tens of thousands of women from all over the world in one sunny and warm place to drink … and swap social and political ideas.” And party! Says the article: “Since its foundation, the LGBT community has defined the Dinah Shore Weekend by its daily, all-day long, outdoor pool party — and music festival — featuring the LGBT community’s hottest DJs, dancers and bands.”
Yesterday, I heard from the PR director of the event, who has offered me a press pass to all the events in April.
So, Santa, I just need the airplane tickets and hotel room.
I promise to be a (mostly) good girl next year, too. And I will sit on your knee and give you a peck on the cheek when you come sliding down my chimney this Christmas, if you want. (Yes, of course you would!)
Smiles innocently . . .
Jillian
Dear Jillian
Thank you for your letter which I received today. Your wish is a very big one indeed. Now lets face it you have not been a good girl this year. You have let me down on a couple of occasion. As tempting as kiss from you may be I am a good Santa and will not bend to bribery, as tempting as it may be.
With regards to being good next year cannot be taken into consideration as all rewards and wishes are given to previous years behaviour. However please don’t be despondent as I may be able to help guide you to obtaining the airline ticket and hotel room your heart desires.
Phone up the airlines and ask them how many people you would need for them to give you a free ticket. Then get on to the hotels and ask them how many rooms you would have to book to get a free room. Then take out an add in the local paper. Try and get some air time on the local radio and perhaps an article in the local paper.
By trying your wish may well be granted.
With love and best wishes
Santa
xxxx
PS Could you please leave out a brandy for me this year and some potato chips. It would make a nice change from milk and cookies.
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lol!!!
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LOL cute! Hope you get to go and have a ball!!!!
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